Tuesday, February 28, 2006

What sports car are you?

I'm a Chevrolet Corvette!

 


You're a classic - powerful, athletic, and competitive.  You're all about winning the race and getting the job done.  While you have a practical everyday side, you get wild when anyone pushes your pedal.  You hate to lose, but you hardly ever do.

 

 



 

 

 

I found this to be rather rewarding, because My favorite car is a Corvette. Try the link there are only a few questions and it tells you what sports car you are.

 

 

Oh and leave me a comment letting me know what car you are.

Saturday, February 18, 2006

Taser Class



Ok I have talked to almost eveyone on the video, I think i'm pretty safe to get the video back up. I hope you all enjoy.

 

 

OK so we had a Taser Class this Saturday. The video above just shows the "PAIN". The class was about 5 hours long, during which we learned all about the different aspects of the Taser. We learned the components. When and when not to use the Taser. This is the beautiful part. The Taser is a non-lethal weapon, and can be used on just about anyone. Obviously this is not a weapon that you would just go around shooting people with at random, but if you have a uncooperative person this tool will certainly get there attention.

 

The Taser course does not require you to get hit before you are able to use the weapon, but our department policies do. So all those that want to use this tool had to be hit with the taser. The only bad thing is we don't all get one. In fact it is to stay at the jail unless we need it. So using it will be greatly limited.

 

Oh yeah, if you want to see UNO's thoughts on this device, check out Towers Private Places. The link is on the side there. I work with this officer. He's a great guy.

 

 

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Speeding

 

Read This Slowly and think!!!!



 Jack took a long look at his speedometer before slowing down: 73 in a 55 zone. Fourth time in as many months.  How could a guy get caught so often?  When his car had slowed to 10 miles an hour, Jack pulled over, but only partially. Let the cop worry about the potential traffic hazard.  Maybe some other car will tweak his backside with a mirror. The cop was stepping out of his car, the big pad in hand.   Bob?  Bob from Church?  Jack sunk farther into his trench coat. This was worse than the coming ticket. A cop catching a guy from his own church.  A guy who happened to be a little eager to get home after a long day at the office. A guy he was about to play golf with tomorrow. Jumping out of the car, he approached a man he saw every Sunday, a man he'd never seen in uniform.


 


 "Hi, Bob. Fancy meeting you like this."


 


 "Hello, Jack." No smile.


 


 "Guess you caught me red-handed in a rush to see my wife and kids." 


 


"I've seen some long days at the office lately. I'm afraid I bent the rules a bit -just this once."  


 


Jack toed at a pebble on the pavement. 


 


"Diane said something about roast beef and potatoes tonight. Know what I mean?" 


 


"I know what you mean. I also know that you have a reputation in our precinct"


 


Ouch. This was not going in the right direction. Time to change tactics. 


 


"What'd you clock me at?"


 


 "Seventy. Would you sit back in your car please?"



 "Now wait a minute here, Bob. I checked as soon as saw you. I was barely nudging 65."


  


 The lie seemed to come easier with every ticket.


 
 "Please, Jack, in the car"


 
 Flustered, Jack hunched himself through the still-open door. Slamming it shut, he stared at the dashboard. He was in no rush to open the window. The minutes ticked by. Bob scribbled away on the pad. Why hadn't he asked for a driver's license?  Whatever the reason, it would be a month of Sundays before Jack ever sat near this cop again. A tap on the door jerked his head to the left. There was Bob, a folded paper in hand Jack rolled down the window a mere two inches, just enough room for Bob to pass him the slip. 



 "Thanks." Jack could not quite keep the sneer out o f his voice.



 Bob returned to his police car without a word Jack watched his retreat in the mirror. Jack unfolded the sheet of paper. How much was this one going to cost?



 Wait a minute. What was this? Some kind of joke? Certainly not a ticket. Jack began to read:  "Dear Jack, Once upon a time I had a daughter she was six when killed by a car. You guessed it- a speeding driver. A fine and three months in jail, and the man was free. Free to hug his daughters, all three of them. I only had one, and I'm going to have to wait until Heaven before I can ever hug her again. A thousand times I've tried to forgive that man. A thousand times I thought I had. Maybe I did, but I need to do it again. Even now. Pray for me. And be careful, Jack, my son is all I have left."


                                                      "Bob"


 


 Jack turned around in time to see Bob's car pull away and head down the road. Jack watched until it disappeared. A full 15 minutes later, he too, pulled away and drove slowly home, praying for forgiveness and hugging a surprised wife and kids when he arrived. Life is precious. Handle with care.

Friday, February 10, 2006

touching story

This is a long story, and not my usual rantings for this blog, but my cousin sent this to me in one of those "try to make you feel guilty emails" I hate those. what I hate about them is they try to tell you you will have bad luck if you don't forward, or they try to make you feel bad about sending vulgar emails, and not sending fru fru crap. Anyway, this one is a fru fru crap, but i really liked the story, and it does have a very good morale to it. Another thing that I noticed is that this is talking about kids, and how big there hearts can be. I really think we should be more like children.


 

At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves learning disabled children, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question:



"When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do. Where is the natural order of things in my son?"


The audience was stilled by the query.


The father continued. "I believe, that when a child like Shay, physically and mentally handicapped comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes, in the way other people treat that child"   Then he told the following story:



Shay and his father had walked past a park where some boys Shay knew were playing baseball. Shay asked, "Do you think they'll let me play?" Shay's father knew that most of the boys would not want someone like Shay on their team, but the father also understood that if his son were allowed to play, it would give him a much-needed sense of belonging and some confidence to be accepted by others in spite of his handicaps.



Shay's father approached one of the boys on the field and asked if Shay could play, not expecting much. The boy looked around for guidance and said, "We're losing by six runs and the game is in the eighth inning. I guess he can be on our team and we'll try to put him in to bat in the ninth inning."



Shay struggled over to the team's bench, put on a team shirt with a broad smile and his Father had a small tear in his eye and warmth in his heart the boys saw the father's joy at his son being accepted.  In the bottom of the eighth inning, Shay's team scored a few runs but was still behind by three.



In the top of the ninth inning, Shay put on a glove and played in the right field. Even though no hits came his way, he was obviously ecstatic just to be in the game and on the field, grinning from ear to ear as his father waved to him from the stands. In the bottom of the ninth inning, Shay's team scored again. Now, with two outs and the bases loaded, the potential winning run was on base and Shay was scheduled to be next at bat.

At this juncture, do they let Shay bat and give away their chance to win the game? Surprisingly, Shay was given the bat. Everyone knew that a hit was all but impossible 'cause Shay didn't even know how to hold the bat properly, much less connect with the ball.

However, as Shay stepped up to the plate, the pitcher, recognizing the other team putting winning aside for this moment in Shay's life, moved in a few steps to lob the ball in softly so Shay could at least be able to make contact.  The first pitch came and Shay swung clumsily and missed. The pitcher again took a few steps forward to toss the ball softly towards Shay. As the pitch came in, Shay swung at the ball and hit a slow ground ball right back to the pitcher.

The game would now be over, but the pitcher picked up the soft grounder and could have easily thrown the ball to the first baseman. Shay would have been out and that would have been the end of the game.



Instead, the pitcher threw the ball right over the head of the first baseman, out of reach of all team mates.  Everyone from the stands and both teams started yelling, "Shay, run to first! Run to first!" Never in his life had Shay ever ran that far but made it to first base. He scampered down the baseline, wide-eyed and startled. Everyone yelled, "Run to second, run to second!" Catching his breath, Shay awkwardly ran towards second, gleaming and struggling to make it to second base. By the time Shay rounded towards second base, the right fielder had the ball, the smallest guy on their team, who had a chance to be the hero for his team for the first time. He could have thrown the ball to the second-baseman for the tag, but he understood the pitcher's intentions and he too intentionally threw the ball high and far over the third-baseman's head. Shay ran toward third base deliriously as the runners ahead of him circled the bases toward home. As Shay neared third base, the opposing shortstop ran to help him and turned him in the direction of third base, and shouted, "Run to third! Shay, run to third! "

All were screaming, "Shay, Shay, Shay, all the Way Shay"

As Shay rounded third, the boys from both teams and those watching were on their feet were screaming, "Shay, run home!”   Shay ran to home, stepped on the plate, and was cheered as the hero who hit the "grand slam" and won the game for his team.



That day, said the father softly with tears now rolling down his face, the boys from both teams helped bring apiece of true love and humanity into this world. Shay didn't make it to another summer and died that winter, having never forgotten being the hero and making his Father so happy and coming home and seeing his Mother tearfully embrace her little hero of the day!

Friday, February 3, 2006

Speed Traps.

 

 


I was cruising around the internet today trying to think of something to write in my blog. I ran across this website, which I have seen before. This cracks me up. Someone has obviously spent a lot of time and effort into making this website, and some of the information is correct. It's called Speed Trap. Here is the website.


 


http://www.speedtrap.org/index.html


 


Anyway the website is all about how speed traps are terrible and it even has a list of many places that police sit and watch for speeders. It's amazing that I found some of the places I know of even in little Idaho. It goes on and on about how you can fight a speeding ticket and how the big bad government just wants to give you big fines and such for speeding.


 


Let me just say this, and I think it would cover almost any argument that website can bring up. The speed limit's are there for safety. Whether or not you agree with the actual speed posted I'm not going to argue but I think that all of us can agree that we need laws in our country to help us live with one another. The speed limit is a law. Everyone tries to bend this law and most of the time we get away with it. Anyway we all know that the penalty for disobeying this law is a fine. So if you speed, and you get caught then you get a fine. It's pretty simple. If you don't agree with it then go to your local government and fight to change the law don't just get on the gas and break the law.

Thursday, February 2, 2006

Nada zilch zero nothing

Nothing to report this week. I have had the last 4 days off from work, and i have loved every minute of it. Not sure why but these last few days off have felt great. I'm not looking forward to getting up at 5am in the morning for the next four days but i'm looking forward to getting back to work.